The Butter Dilemma

I know this is probably a weird thing to post about, but it has really been irking me lately. I usually do my grocery shopping at the Super Target or Super Wal-mart because it is cheaper than our local grocery stores. One thing I noticed, is that both Wal-mart and Target are not carrying the whipped butter in the containers-like Breakstone's or Land O' Lakes. They seem to only be carrying margarine and that fake butter spread stuff, which in my opinion, is nasty and tastes like plastic.
Someone somewhere swears it is healthy, but if it leaves an aftertaste, how healthy can it really be?
Just saying.
Nonetheless, I went to both stores and neither had the whipped butter I was looking for. Soooo, I had to trek to Publix to find my whipped butter.
And when I found my whipped butter and placed it into my cart, there was a chorus of Halleujah's going off in my head.
Yep-the voices in my head were letting me know I done good. Even if I did have to go fifty million places for just one thing.
And really, what is up with that?
Where has all the whipped butter gone?

And who came up with the brilliant idea to not have at least one brand of whipped butter on the shelves? Because really, they should be fired.
It surely must be a crime.
And by the way, I really love my butter.
It's creamy, salty, artery hardening and well, fattening.
And running around  looking for my butter, well that is just wrong.
To make a person exercise while looking for their butter?
Really.
Because exercising and butter? They are NOT partners in fitness.
Exercise + Butter=EPIC Diet Fail.
Still, I must say no.
No, to the plastic, that can only be described as margarine.  

And really, there is nothing like the great taste of real whipped butter on bagels, popcorn and yes, toast. Margarine is not a comparable substitute.
The question is though, has anyone else noticed this? Has anyone else noticed that the whipped butter in the container is missing from the shelf?
Or is it just my crazy self having a Murphy's Law moment?
Inquiring minds want to know.